You can sip a duece and lean, dont need a foe, of course youll be more faded, JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, NO LIQUOR in your mix, the taste is sooo sweet with a sprite or a fanta, dont forget your jolly ranchers, and sip sllloooowwww, plan on finishing your barre at the end of the night, just pace yourself, OR YOUR LUNGS WILL BLEED, dont forget your swisha house either, if ya dont know bout that, you shouldnt be sippin

a favorite find of mine: a forum from 2003 full of gangstas TYPIN LYKE DIZ BOI

 
        A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will
        never stand her up and never let her down.
        He will reassure her when she feels insecure
        and comfort her after a bad day.            
              
               
                He will inspire her to do things she never
                thought she could do; to live without fear
                and forget regret. He will enable her to
                express her deepest emotions and give in to
                her most intimate desires. He will make sure
                she always feels as though she’s the most
                beautiful woman in the room and will enable
               her to be the most confident, sexy,
                seductive and invincible.            
              
               
                No wait… sorry…
                I’m thinking of wine.
              
                It’s wine that does all that.               

                Never mind.